Fashion’s most gilded night, the 2026 Met Gala, comes with a set of golden problems — like when someone has to use the bathroom.
At an event where stars are zipped, sewn and sucked into their outfits, peeing is a logistical nightmare that involves careful planning, emergency backup and avoiding any liquids for as long as possible beforehand. The hottest topic of conversation isn’t who is getting the best bathroom selfie; it’s who is successfully using the bathroom.
The iconic Met Gala bathroom selfie, where it appears nobody is actually peeing. Kylie Jenner / Instagram
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