Tesla’s surprise announcements: Robovan and Optimus

Tesla just unveiled its long-awaited Robotaxi aka Cybercab, an automated electric car that CEO Elon Musk claims can drive itself without human intervention. If it works, you may end up having fewer awkward conversations with cab drivers about presidential elections. However, this wasn’t the only tech Musk revealed during Tesla’s We, Robot event.

Taking place at Warner Bros. Discovery in Burbank, California, Tesla’s Cybercab reveal had initially been scheduled for August, but was pushed back to October at the end of July. Speaking on an earnings call at the time, Musk stated that the delay was so that Tesla could “improve the Robotaxi, as well as add in a couple other things for the product unveil.”

Said “other things” have turned out to be the latest look at Tesla’s humanoid robot Optimus, as well as the surprise unveiling of an automated van called the Robovan (pronounced by Musk as “Robo-ven” for reasons unknown).

Musk reveals the Robovan, Tesla’s autonomous van

While the Cybercab was the expected star of Thursday night’s event, the unexpected reveal of the box-like Robovan received its fair share of attention as well. Allegedly capable of carrying up to 20 people or transporting goods, Musk claimed that the apparently fully autonomous vehicle had the potential to reduce travel costs to five or ten cents per mile.

“What happens if you need a vehicle that is bigger than a Model Y?” said Musk, introducing the Robovan as it rounded a corner to let several passengers emerge from its sliding door. “We’re going to make this, and it’s gonna look like that.”

“That” is a bulky white vehicle with practically no clearance between it and the road, and no windscreen either. Instead, strip windows run across the edges of the Robovan’s roof down to its nose and rear, following its left and right edges, with two more placed on the sides. 

Comparing the design philosophy behind the Robovan to that of the Cybertruck, Musk stated that Tesla aims to “change the look of the roads, and that “the future should look like the future.” The Cybertruck’s design was widely derided when it was first revealed in 2019, and common opinion hasn’t changed. 

Credit: Mashable screenshot: Tesla

Fortunately, the Robovan at least doesn’t look like an extremely low-poly rendering of Halo‘s Warthog, which is for the best if Tesla hopes that anyone but diehard Musk stans will want to ride in it.

“The Robovan is what’s gonna solve for high density,” said Musk.

Screens inside the Robovan where the windscreens would typically be located appear to show the vehicle’s surroundings, as rows of white chairs face each other rather than in the direction the van is travelling. While the lack of steering wheel or controls is no doubt a deliberate exclusion, the Robovan also doesn’t appear to have any seat belts. Hopefully this is simply because the vehicle is still under development. 

Tesla provides an update on the Optimus robot

Credit: Mashable screenshot: Tesla

Tesla’s vehicles weren’t the only products shown off at this event. Musk ended his presentation by showing off Tesla’s humanoid Optimus robots, having a procession of them shuffle in. The billionaire stated that Optimus has “progressed dramatically year after year” since Tesla first revealed the concept in 2021, when it was infamously illustrated by a person wearing a robot suit. 

“It’ll be [able to] do anything you want,” said Musk, sharing his dreams for Optimus’ capabilities. “It can be a teacher, babysit your kids, it can walk your dog, mow your lawn, get the groceries. Just be your friend, serve drinks. Whatever you can think of, it will do.”