This is not a trend we can get behind.
Whether it’s due to pure curiosity, misguided ChatGPT advice or, you know, sex stuff, a shocking number of people end up in the ER every year after putting something up their butt that very much shouldn’t be there.
But their secret shame actually isn’t so secret after all: The US Consumer Product Safety Commission actually keeps a database of ER visits and what’s bringing people in — meaning the government has an extensive list of every time a patient has said, “Really, doc, I just fell on it.”
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