Have you ever noticed how ‘celebrity’ almost rhymes with ‘pity’? Must be because the people who decide how words work understand hard-done-by celebs probably have it much tougher than anyone else…
We can sympathise with the rich and famous’ highly-publicised woes. And shed a tear occasionally, while glancing in their direction of their shenans on social media… maybe.
But we’ll never fully comprehend how the glitterati suffer so, thoughts and prayers to the following VIPs…
Quick reminder to critical Tom Cruise fans – the 1980s and 1990s were a few decades ago (Credit: FOX YouTube)
Celebs having a far worse week than us – Tom Cruise
Film icon Tom Cruise became a star in 1983’s Risky Business before conquering Hollywood with Top Gun just three years later. He’s been box office gold ever since.
And now that he’s worked his way up the greasy pole of megastar success, Tom managed to bag a gig appearing in a Super Bowl ad.
Some viewers, however, were left puzzled by Tom’s fizzog. Apparently, as it turns out, a 62-year-old man might not always have the same appearance as when they were 24. Staggering. Who could have possibly imagined the pesky passage of time would be like that?
And has anyone else heard such gossip-mongering about changes to appearances happening with Tinseltown types before now?
Even when she’s getting jeered, Taylor Swift is still the biggest deal at the Super Bowl (Credit: BBC YouTube)
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