Seven months after Heated Rivalry debuted on HBO, Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody has opened Off-Broadway. Catering to fans who can’t get enough of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, the musical hits the biggest beats of the TV show, with the occasional half-hearted jabs at its quirks. But overall, this parody is less about Jacob Tierney’s wildly popular adaptation of Rachel Reid’s smut hockey novel, and more about playing to the fans — and not just fans of Heated Rivalry itself.
Theater adults will likely chuckle at nods to Gypsy, Little Shop of Horrors, The Full Monty, and more. For instance, the book by Dylan MarcAurele begins by taking a page from Titanique.
Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody focuses on a diva, not the hockey dudes.
Cherry Torres, Ryann Redmond, and Ryan Duncan play Susans in “Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody.”
Credit: Matthew Murphy
This parody begins not by introducing the rival hockey pros but three fans of Heated Rivalry, all named Susan. They sing about how watching “gay hockey players with big butts having sex” gives their boring home lives much-craved spice. And they can’t wait to welcome you into the fandom.
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